I screwed up!

I was having a great time, listening to all the tales as we traveled to Canterbury, when I was asked to give a story by the host. I asked just for something to eat and drink. Next thing I know, I was telling everyone how greedy I am and how I'm such a hypocrite. I don't know what came over me! My reputation will be ruined, no one will ever buy a pardon again, and I'll be forced to live on the alms of a Friar!