Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Officially a pardoner.

I just received an official writ from the Archbishop of England to give pardons. I will now be able to travel from parish to parish to give sermons and "inspire" people to get pardons- at a meager cost. I hope this trade will be profitable and allow me to accumulate wealth. I already have some good ideas for a sermon about greed, and I am looking to give my first speech in a few days.

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